i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that